All for the Business
After a fun night out with some friends, I come home to the world’s largest scene ever. Apparently a small boy with an immense amount of psychological problems was drunk as hell and completely flipping the f*** out at my house. Not only was he in the hallway naked, and yelling about some girl who broke up with him in the 5th grade, he managed to knock my roommates side mirror off while attempting to flee from embarassment. As the drama escalated into complete and utter ridiculousness resulting in my roommate putting this nigga in a chokehold, I laughed to myself because all of this drama, world was a direct result of my roommate trying to get the business.
It is so hilarious to me how far we will all go in order to get or give the business. It’s almost like the animalistic desire to have sex completely takes over and blinds you of all sanity that you may have had prior to being horny. I am sure that none of you have had to deal with a small mixed boy screaming and crying about a bitch named Sharde but I know that you have gone to some pretty ridiculous lengths in order to seal the deal.
I mean as a single female it gets kind of rough when you are feeling some type of way and want to discreetly and respectfully handle your business. So most times we are left with three options: having drunken sex with a crazy ass nigga, who just won’t leave in the morning, calling up your wack ass ex and probably having some pretty wack ass sex or just holding out and not doing anything at all for weeks, months or sadly sometimes years.
So my advice to those single females out there who are trying to get the business. It’s a whole lot better to just do nothing than to do the absolute most.I mean who wants to wake up to a crazy, schizo nigga who is naked and crying in your living room. HELL NAW!!!!!
Peaches&Gumbo
The Beauty & Geek Phenomenon
Have you ever been walking in the mall and said to yourself, “Why is he with her, or Why is she with him?” These responses usually come up in our heads when you see the following things: A sexy ass dude with a completely bainty ass looking female or a fly ass female with a goofy looking lame ass guy. Personally this really bothered me, until I realized the reason behind these scenarios. I am going to give you two real life situations that will open your eyes as to why this occurs.
*names have been changed*
Situation A. My friend Christina is what all guys would love, more specifically what all black guys would love. She is gorgeous, no homo. Long beautiful hair, small waist, proportionate butt, hazel eyes, fly dresser. She’s funny and has an overall great personality, not to mention she was accepted to UPenn for Business school. But guess what world, her boyfriend is the wackest guy I have ever met. At first I was like maybe he has money or I don’t know something that she wants because she cant just be with this wack guy for fun. But no, I was wrong. She really loves this guy and even talks about him being the one for her. Strange I know.
Everytime we double date or whenever I am just out with her and her guy, every guy is noticeably pissed that she is booed up with this guy.
So why is this, you ask?? Let us draw from another example. Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon. When interviewed on the radio recently Jermaine Dupri explained that Mariah would be in the studio with some of the most successful and fly dudes ever but they never approached, poor Mariah. One day, Nick Cannon did what no one else was willing to do. He simply approached her and she quickly fell for him, no matter how completely obvious it is that he is just about the wackest guy around.
So guys grab your jangly balls and don’t be intimidated. I mean it’s worth a try…
Peaches&Gumbo
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