Why does it seem that guys have this secret pass to get away with anything? I mean, they can sleep with whomever they want… except like a cousin or sister, they can exploit women, date or not date, completely cheat on their girlfriends and it is considered alright. Society is so screwed up how did they get this pass and where in the hell can I get one. I mean it would be extremely useful to have one if by chance I am married and meet Idris Elba. That way people won’t think I am a disrespectful whore because I will lay him down. Owww!!

So guess what ladies, I am giving you this pass. There are of course some limitations to this pass and you must abide by them in order to remain respectable.

The Pass is a one time only ticket that you may use in order to do something that would be completely alright for a man but completely not ok for a woman. Examples include but are not limited to: one night stands, farts/burps, cheating, not answering texts or calls from your special someone, whistling/catcalling at fine guys.

So ladies go ahead do something crazy and against the societal norm, who cares you have a Pass and it is completely fine for you to act a complete ass and do what you always have wanted to without worrying about the weak ass Double Standard.

Peaches&Gumbo