Questions I ask myself:

1. Why do people wear dirty shoes? Because they are stupid!!

2. Why do homeless men think they have a chance when trying to talk to you? They don’t have anything else to do.

3. More importantly why do stinky, old men think they have a chance when trying to talk to you? Still don’t know the answer.

4. Exactly what drugs are Lil Wayne on and why don’t more musicians take them so more good music can be produced? All of the drugs available in North America.

5. How long does it take to get over an Ex? However long you were with this person is the time it’s going to take to get over their weak asses them… I know right, damn!

6. Why do guys try and talk to their friends girl behind his back? Some hoes girls are down

7. Where are all the cool n***s at these days? Still don’t know the answer

8. Why does white wonder bread always get stuck to the roof of your mouth? Still don’t know the answer

9. Why is every guy born between 1983-1987 5′7? It’s something in the water.

10. Why do people hold conversations in the club? These are the only conversations they can ever experience.

11. Will guys play video games when they are 60? Yes

12. Can you only use “re-nig” while playing spades or can it apply in other life issues? It can be used in life issues as well according to a recent poll.