After a fun night out with some friends, I come home to the world’s largest scene ever. Apparently a small boy with an immense amount of psychological problems was drunk as hell and completely flipping the f*** out at my house. Not only was he in the hallway naked, and yelling about some girl who broke up with him in the 5th grade, he managed to knock my roommates side mirror off while attempting to flee from embarassment. As the drama escalated into complete and utter ridiculousness resulting in my roommate putting this nigga in a chokehold, I laughed to myself because all of this drama, world was a direct result of my roommate trying to get the business.

It is so hilarious to me how far we will all go in order to get or give the business. It’s almost like the animalistic desire to have sex completely takes over and blinds you of all sanity that you may have had prior to being horny. I am sure that none of you have had to deal with a small mixed boy screaming and crying about a bitch named Sharde but I know that you have gone to some pretty ridiculous lengths in order to seal the deal.

I mean as a single female it gets kind of rough when you are feeling some type of way and want to discreetly and respectfully handle your business. So most times we are left with three options: having drunken sex with a crazy ass nigga, who just won’t leave in the morning, calling up your wack ass ex and probably having some pretty wack ass sex or just holding out and not doing anything at all for weeks, months or sadly sometimes years.

So my advice to those single females out there who are trying to get the business. It’s a whole lot better to just do nothing than to do the absolute most.I mean who wants to wake up to a crazy, schizo nigga who is naked and crying in your living room. HELL NAW!!!!!

Peaches&Gumbo