All of my friends are going to be mad at me about this post but so what it’s my freaking blog, lol. Why is it that no matter how hard you try you can sometimes never get over your wretched ex? Why is it that no matter where you go or what you are doing, sometimes everything reminds you of them? Why is that after one hundred months I am still wondering all of these things?

Someone once told me that however long you are with someone is the amount of time it will take for you to get completely over that person. Well guess what my due date passed awhile ago and he is still on my mind from time to time. I mean don’t think I am this crazy stalker person who can’t eat or live without him being around. Because trust me, I have been quite happy without him. It’s just that whenever I am in between a “relationship,” I find myself thinking of him and how we used to be and maybe even if we could ever get back together. So what do you do world, you do what no one should ever do.. you call them.

Yeah your weak ass calls him/her up. Why oh Why do we do this??? I ask myself this question every single time i do it. And the sad part is that i actually have an answer. We do it because we don’t want to be forgotten. We want to see that even though the other person has moved on that you still have some type of affect on them. In my case I usually don’t really care how they are doing or who they are seeing I just want to get a reaction when I call. Sad, I know. But I know I am not the only person who does this so stop judging me, lol.

Ok so let’s take a pledge everyone, repeat after me.. I (insert name here) will not call, text, facebook, or contact my ex in anyway. Because they are my ex for a reason. I will move on with my life happily and if I do have a sappy moment and have a memory about the lame I used to date, I will quickly replace it with an illicit image of (insert sexy celeb name here). And lastly but most important I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever have sexual relations with my ex because I am so great that he/she will get sprung and be hiding in my bushes.

Live by it, I am telling you I am an expert, I have been there over and over and over and over again. Don’t be like me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peaches&Gumbo