Dont be a 4 Sheeter

I know you all have seen the newest Bounty commercial. Well I have always attempted to figure out a way to measure “thirstiness,” I think I found it while watching this commercial. Before I go into my philosophy on thirstiness and the differences between being thirsty and having game I guess I should explain what it is first.

Thirsty can be a noun, adverb or adjective but most times it is used in the context of describing an action or a person. In my philosophy it is used in the context of an adverb since it is describing an action of thirstiness. Thirst simply describes a persons actions as desperate and irritating. This action is usually followed by being ignored, laughed at or pitied. All things that the average person should never willingly want to happen to them.

A thirsty person will stop at nothing, which is why it becomes utterly annoying when being faced with this type of individual.

Now on to measuring thirstiness. This is simple you have your one sheeters on up to your four sheeters as described in the commercial. Now dont’ get me wrong here I am not saying that I have not exhibited an occasional act of thirst because it does tend to happen, especially when you may find yourself frustrated, sexually or just wanting a little opposite sex attraction. However, you should beware of becoming overwhelmingly thirsty. Which is when you are now labeled as a four sheeter.

A four sheeter is the person you label in your phone as “don’t answer.” This person will go to the extreme in order to just be around you. They will continuously call or text until they finally get the point, which they never do. The sad part about a four sheeter is that they are not really expecting anything, they just are so consumed with their thirstiness that they just wanna hear your voice or sniff your hair or something else slightly disturbing. This person should be handled with care though because they can turn into a stalker. So keep your four sheeters close but far. Don’t let them down too hard or you may find your story on an episode of SVU.

While explaining my thirstiness philosophy to a close friend she came up with an example of what she thought was thirstiness. A guy friend she knows sends out general text messages to several girls in his phone, mind you that these texts contain the same information. He sends them mainly to girls whom he KNOWS will respond and once they respond will give into the request in which he text them. My friend though that this was an exhibition of thirstiness but sadly she was mistaken. See this is where us females get caught up. WE are so quick to call a guy thirsty when in fact they are actually GAMIN us. Yes I said it. This guy is actually pretty smart. The difference between gamin and just being flat out thirsty are the motives behind the action.

He went into this with a motive to manipulate in order to have some unsuspecting girl come and chill with him or whatever else he had planned for their particular rendez vous.

How do we get caught up you may ask? Simple. We are probably sitting around with our girlfriends like aww man look at this message i got. This shows your interest in the person texting you and your interest in whatever he proposed. So now your interest is piqued and more than likely you will respond, which is all this guy wants you to do. Then once you have responded if this guy has any game at all he will turn the whole thing around and BAM, you are continuosly messaging him and will more than likely meet up with him later.

So ladies and gentleman, its alright to have your thirsty moments if they remain at a one to two sheeter level. Once these levels have been surpassed please seek help or just call your ex, they are always usually down, LOL/